Goomba! Poor Goomba, he’s been so mistreated and misunderstood, he just likes a little death in the morning is all. Shunned by society’s strict standards he had to resort to scarfing down dirty plumbers. Well, if you’re feeling bad for poor Goomba, you can now make yourself a Goomba beanie thanks to FadeCrazy who was nice enough to provide the pattern online for all to see. Now if only I knew how to knit.