Okay, of course WE all know that Mario is a hero, but let’s be honest. When you stand Mario up against a gorilla the size of Donkey Kong he seems a bit miniscule. Come on, you have to admit it.
There’s nothing too scary about an Italian “Plumber” that would bake an 800 pound gorilla flinch. Give Mario that hammer, and Kong would be running for his life, but without it what does Mario have besides his jump? It’s quite the conundrum when you think of it.
The latest video from Dorkly explores this idea, and shows us what Donkey really wants to do when confronted by Mario. He won’t give up Mario’s girlfriend easily, no matter how much Mario tries to bargain. Check out the video below.