Duke Nukem Reads 50 Shades Of Grey

It’s hard to call Duke Nukem Forever a masterpiece. It would be similar to calling, say 50 Shades of Grey a work of literary art. But what if you were to combine these two things together? Could these two terrible things be combined into one flaming ball of awesome? The answer you’re looking for is yes.

While the majority of the world had its eyes on the west coast for SDCC, the east coast played host to ConnectiCon. Some of our friends from Team Four Star were there, along with Duke Nukem voice actor John St. John. During one of the panels, someone presented John with a copy of 50 Shades of Grey, to be read in his most iconic voice. The result was hilarious.

No, the video quality might not be the greatest, but you really only need to hear it. Seriously John St. John needs to be making audio books from trashy romance novels. I would actually spend money to listen to that.