Duke Nukem Forever Delayed Until June 14, Hilarity Ensues

Alright guys, here’s the biggest shocker of the decade. Seriously, you should sit down for this one. Duke Nukem Forever has been delayed. Yes, again. Gearbox has made an official statement on the matter, citing June 14th as the new US release date for the game (June 10th worldwide). No reason, however, was given for the delay.

Upon hearing this, I was excited to dip back into my bag of Duke Nukem jokes. I was getting worried that the game would actually release, thus rendering such jokes useless. Well Gearbox even took this small victory away from me by releasing a video that does all of the work for me. Kudos to them for realizing the humor in pushing back the launch.