Life-Size Inflatable Portal Turret Keeps Your Home Safe
If you have a lot of important stuff in your house, there’s a good chance that you don’t want it stolen. After all, you worked hard for it (or stole it from someone else, fair and square), so you want to keep it. Now you could get a fancy-pants alarm system, but those are pretty expensive, and you want to buy more crap. So if you don’t have hundreds of dollars to spend on one, then you have two choices: You can either steal one of those “ADT” signs from some rich guy’s house, or you can buy one of these Portal 2 Life-Size Inflatable Sentry Turrets.
Sure, you and I both know that underneath that hard, laser-wielding exterior is nothing more than an oddly-shaped pool floaty. However, when someone looks in your front window and sees this 40” thing staring back at them, they’ll instantly know that they are dealing with a badass.
You can get your very own inflatable security guard for just $25, or you can opt for the three-pack for just $60. You can stick one by your door, and a couple in front of your other windows. Plus, in addition to scaring off would-be robbers, they will act as floatation devices in the event of a water landing. How can you say no?
