Black Ops Torturer Gets A Twitter Account – Hilarity Ensues

If you’ve played through the campaign for Call of Duty: Black Ops, then you’re rather familiar with the man who spends much of the game torturing Mason. Or rather, you’re familiar with the sound of his voice, screaming at your character, demanding information. Well this fine chap now has his own Twitter account. Why would that be entertaining? Here are a couple of his recent tweets.

MASON! THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET! WHAT DID THE OTHER LITTLE PIGGIES DO, MASON? YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID! YOU WILL TELL US!

IT WAS 1969! YOU WERE USING MAVIS BEACONS TYPING TUTOR, MASON! WHAT DO THE LETTERS MEAN? WHERE IS THE HOME ROW, MASON? WHERE?

You can’t help but read those in his voice can you? CAN YOU MASON? Seriously though, check out the rest of this guy’s tweets here.